There I was, clutching my recent purchase, valiantly defending my right to place it in my car with nothing but my logic to defend myself against the machinations of an evil, haggardly, pissed-off fellow shopper. Even the brave words and police threats of a courageous passerby wouldn’t stop the troll-like woman from behaving like a complete and utter witch. I had few choices left to me: The low road was enticing with its vindication and spoils of war…but the hidden glories of the high road always find a way to damn my anger and keep me from becoming what I fight against. I made my choice and stepped forward…
15 MINUTES EARLIER
I love thrifting. Whether it is the thrill of the hunt or the sensibility of the bargain, I can’t seem to tear myself away from second hand stores. When I have nothing to do on my lunch break, I am literally fifteen minutes away from three different thrift stores and often find myself wandering the musty aisles in search of a killer deal. As was the case today. Though today I went with a purpose: I am moving in the next few days and my closet right now–full to the brim with thrift store finds–is probably three to four times the size of my soon to be closet. I needed a clothing rack. And low and behold, if you seek you shall find! I found a great one! Sturdy, expandable, and only five dollars! What a steal! So, with clothing rack in tow, I wandered the store for another twenty minutes–bumping into furniture, store racks, and other customers–before I pulled the rack up to the register. Looking back on the situation, I wish I had not wandered for quite so long, or picked the cashier that took forever to ring up the lady in front of me. Or maybe if I had emptied out the back of my car yesterday so that I could have gotten the thing in more easily I wouldn’t be blogging this story today. But fate has a way of picking fights with me…
As with many a find at the thrift store, you need the proper hauling equipment to get said item home. I am currently driving a Pontiac Grand Am. Not suitable for hauling clothing racks. So I started taking the rack apart, throwing pieces in the back seat, as I went. The bottom piece proved problematic because it was bolted together. So there I was with my steal of a deal, trying to figure out how to get the thing in the back of an already packed back seat–because earlier in the week I went to a different thrift store looking for props for a movie I’m making and found a giant cradle, duh–all the while lamenting the loss of my trusty old truck, when out of no where, a large trollish woman came flying up at me yelling “Is that a laundry rack?”
“Well, no,” I replied quite friendly-like, “it’s actually a clothing rack!”
“Yeah, that you extend and hang clothes on?”
“Yes.”
“Yeah, that’s mine. I bought it.”
Excuse me?
“Excuse me? No it’s mine, I bought it just barely.”
“No, I bought it, it’s mine!”
“Uh, I have a receipt. Do you have a receipt?”
“It’s mine I bought it!”
At this point she began yanking the rack out of my hands. I in turn pulled it back. She then leans into my car and begin pulling out the poles that I had already put in there. I grabbed them from her and tried to put them back. She yanked on them and in the process hit me in the head. I gained the upper hand on the poles and she turned back to the bottom piece yanking on that which I then wrapped my legs through and held firm to the ground. My one regret in all of this is not stopping to take a picture of my stance. I imagine it was quite epic. Maybe some rays of sun breaking through the clouds and the wind whipping the hair flowing across my face. But I digress…
She proceeds to explain to me that she had purchased the rack earlier and that they were supposed to hold it for her but did not. And by explain, what I mean is she berated me, the store, the employees, and frankly the rack, yelling and screaming and lamenting her about horrible misfortune. Wanting to settle this I told her I would go in and talk to the manager with her if she would stop yelling and me and let me get my receipt out of the car. While I did this, another woman came to help me. She was awesome. She told the lady to be civil to which the lady only spewed unkind words. She also told her she would call the cops if she didn’t settle down which the beastly lady scoffed at. She then told her “I saw you hit her in the head with those things. I will call the police if I have to.” I repeat: She was awesome. My hero!!! My other regret in all of this was not being able to thank the lady in the blue shirt properly. What a girl stud. If you guys see a lady in a blue shirt, give her a high five for me!
So once back in the store the very apologetic manager was very clear that it was my choice whether I wanted to return the rack or not. Curse my high road falooting morals because I told them I had no problem returning the rack. IT WAS ONLY FIVE BUCKS AFTER ALL. As I left the store, the manager walked me out and offered some kind of mystery discount if ever I should return to the store. I told him everything that went down in the parking lot and could tell he was incredibly upset by the whole thing. Then I got in my car and drove off.
As I drove back to work I tried to process the whole thing: Who are these people that think that the only way to solve problems in life is to start fights? So you loose the rack due to a mistake by the store employee. The store will reimburse you. So someone else bought it. You don’t go start a physical fight with that person to prove you were wronged. Be civil. Be understanding. Be a human being.
The more I thought about it, the more and more upset I became that in essence, she had won. I would have returned the rack either way–not for her benefit but for mine. I don’t want to be the person that cares more about things than people. But she got what she wanted. And she will never understand that her actions were way out of line in relation to the value of the rack. I played the incident over and over in my head, wishing there was something I could have done that was both decent AND vindictive but could find nothing. I thought about the poles that had been in my car and wished half-heartedly that I had accidentally kept one but knew I hadn’t. And then I remembered something…remember when I said logic was my best weapon? Well the whole time I walked around the store, the rack kept coming apart; the pieces that you place on the extendable poles that holds them in place wasn’t securely attached to the bottom pole–something that is easily secured once clothes are on the rack. When I had pulled the rack apart to put it in my car, my logical brain remembered that they were loose. I specifically took those pieces and threw them in the giant cradle for logical safe keeping!!!! Without them, the rack is nothing more than a bunch of three foot poles!!!! LOGIC PEOPLE!!!!!!!!! Rational, decent, human thought functions WON!!!!! I literally laughed out loud when I remembered that I had done that. I had vindication!!!
Now, the decent thing to do would be to take them back to the store and return them to the manager so that when the angry troll woman comes flying back he can give them to their rightful owner……………….maybe I’m not as decent as I claim to be…….
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